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What noise annoys an oyster most? |
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most. |
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Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right. |
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Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke. |
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Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs. |
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She slits the sheet she sits on. |
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A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of |
Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. |
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A twister of twists once twisted a twist. |
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist |
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, |
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists. |
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Red lolly, yellow lolly |
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I am a mother pheasant plucker, |
I pluck mother pheasants. |
I am the best mother pheasant plucker, |
that ever plucked a mother pheasant! |
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Mrs Hunt had a country cut front |
in the front of her country cut pettycoat. |
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Knapsack strap. |
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Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval |
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Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish. |
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Great gray goats |
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Whenever the weather is cold. |
Whenever the weather is hot. |
We'll whether the weather, |
whatever the weather, |
whether we like it or not. |
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Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ... |
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The batter with the butter is the batter that is better! |
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There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch. |
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How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? |
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Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs. |
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One smart man, he felt smart. |
Two smart men, they both felt smart. |
Three smart men, they all felt smart. |
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker |
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock |
or some joker who is slicker |
is going to trick you of your liquor |
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. |
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Clowns grow glowing crowns. |
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager |
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? |
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Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers |
Such skill as sewing shirts |
Our shy young sister Suzie shows |
Some soldiers send epistles |
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles |
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. |
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. |
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. |
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, |
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? |
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Richard's wretched ratchet wrench. |
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Rubber baby buggy bumpers. |
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Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter. |
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. |
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. |
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, |
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. |
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. |
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A box of biscuits, |
a box of mixed biscuits, |
and a biscuit mixer. |
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When a doctor doctors a doctor, |
does the doctor doing the doctoring |
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or |
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? |
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If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch? |
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The soldier's shoulder surely hurts! |
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She sees seas slapping shores. |
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Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. |
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See. |
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Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. |
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There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. |
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She brews a proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot. |
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She is a thistle sifter. |
She has a seive of unsifted thistles |
and a seive of sifted thistles and the seive of unsifted thistles |
she sifts into the seive of sifted thistles because she is a thistle sifter. |
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Betty bought some butter, |
but the butter Betty bought was bitter, |
so Betty bought some better butter, |
and the better butter Betty bought |
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before! |
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I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit. |
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Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring. |
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King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb. |
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb. |
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb, |
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? |
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Five fat friars frying flat fish. |
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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump thunk, |
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. |
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I'm not the fig plucker, |
nor the fig pluckers' son, |
but I'll pluck figs |
Till the fig plucker comes. |
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The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick. |
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One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue. |
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The big black bug's blood ran blue. |
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Ray Rag ran across a rough road. |
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. |
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? |
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A Tudor who tooted the flute |
tried to tutor two tooters to toot. |
Said the two to the tutor, |
"Is it harder to toot or |
to tutor two tooters to toot?" |
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A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood. |
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck |
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? |
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood |
as a woodchuck would chuck |
if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought |
I thought I thought. |
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, |
I wouldn't have thought so much. |
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She sells sea shells on the seashore. |
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure. |
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Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum. |
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Six stick shifts stuck shut. |
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The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding. |
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People pledging plenty of pennies. |
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To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. |
But do not buy too big a toboggan! |
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan. |